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When powering your go kart
Your momentum is much greater
When the child in front puts brakes on hard
You'll become a terminator |
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For twenty five years
Captured Moment in Fleet
Has been working its magic
A photographical treat. |
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People get quite shirty
'bout the work of MI5
But combined with other Ms and such
They keep us all alive |
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Now could they talk
We think "No Way!"
But if they could
What would they say? |
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Does cheese grow on trees
'cos those slices look like leaves |
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So what if you child's teacher
Puts an "e" and not an "a"
On a board outside the classroom
Saying what's for lunch today |
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F'ing Monday morning
School run should be fun
F'ing Monday morning
Drivers everyone |
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"What is this rash upon my bum?"
"Where can I buy a curry?"
"How do I put a fire out?"
"Come on! I'm in a hurry!" |
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In winter it kept my head warm
Stopped the summer sun from burning
I never saw its benefits
Till the tide of change was turning |
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So lets start with the bad ones
Who think that they can sing
We all laugh at their audacity
But here's a little thing |
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I saved the World again today
Some awful thing somewhere
I did my best to sort it out
I did a Facebook Share |
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If everyone comes in first place
In everything they do
We can not tell what our strengths are
Or what we're weak at too |
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Marmite helps me grow
You know how I know |
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Today is national poetry day
I ought to write a verse |
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Oliver was different,
But not in a big way.
As when Oliver was writing,
His letters fell round the wrong way. |
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So Edward Snowden whistle blower
Has said of our smart phone
That it is now a pocket spy
That we are not alone |
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Now Romeo is a fickle bloke
When it comes to Rosaline,
As he spies young Juliet instead,
And decides “She'll do just fine.” |
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At 10:15 the dinner ladies
Huddle round in packs
Deciding on your tasty lunch
And lovely break-time snacks |
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I went to take a selfie
I thought it would be fun |
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From Kidderminster to Bewdley
Arley, Highley, Hampton Loade
And Finishing in Bridgenorth
Runs our cherished loved railroad. |
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Pub debates are pointless
When you can Google who is right
And the pub quiz is redundant
As an entertainment night |
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When I opened up my little Shop
I did not negotiate
"Because I'm bringing business in
Can I pay a different rate?" |
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Now Disney films were great to watch
I loved them as a child
But the thousandth watch of Frozen
Will drive any adult wild |
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What an astounding wind of change
The birth of a new train
As Tornado blows along the track
And Steam is back again |
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Groups were created
on subjects diverse
From the boring, exciting
and sometimes perverse |
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Where Have All The Good Shops Gone?
Our High Street once had many
But now when ever I’m in Town
I can find hardly any |
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When I die, I hope I die
So I don't have to see
An omnipresent vision
Of the world that's around me |
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